An ode to Class X-D

Mike's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make
her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products,
she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Mike replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Mike interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."

CJ-u look like a female santa claus,if u think that was funny then no,it isnt..no wonder everyone calls u a gay..hmmm

*in ur picture display*

cant beleive this black kid could have written all this shit-
i wonder where he woulda learnt java from or rather where the 'f***' he copied it from..

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I kno only 1 thing in java dude and tht too this...and oh! i cant recognize who is the black dude bloody sucka!

hey santa!!!!!
keep the jokes pouring.

ho ho ho !!!!!!!!!!