An ode to Class X-D

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God, no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -- I think that would look so cute. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -- see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier . . .

Man1: Haircut?

Man2: Yup.

HRD Minister

(Future President Of India)

Subject: Social Justice & 93-Constitutional Amendments.

Respected His Majesty The Future President Of India Mr.Arjun Singh,

Sir, your idea of Reservation in central universities & elite institutes like IITs, IIMs & AIIMS are very absurd in there basics itself. There are some serious questions & reservations regarding your reservation-policy, which need to be answered before any implementation of such things take place.

1. Already there are more than 100000 seats in Govt. & Regional engg. Colleges, where 50 % reservation is in effect. Do you know what is the Faculty-Student ratio in such colleges, more than 1:200. There is no adequate lab. facility, library etc.

a. So quality of education provided in these colleges where 50 % quota is in effect is poorest.

b. IITs have just less than 2% of seats what these GECs/RECs already have. They are elite institutes because they have best Faculty and resources in world.

c. Cant you find any Constitutional Section to provide Quality education in these institutes which will help to so called quota students also. That also in large number. Rather than concentrating on few seats of elite institutes this will benefit more!

2. Reservation was supposed to be of limited period only, however it seems till the caste based politics and Divide & Rule theory is on existent, reservation will go on indefinitely, is it not your Constitutional duty to see that there is a proper time frame plan for reservation after which merit will only be the criteria.

3. There are so many poor people in General category, who live in remote villages of India (like in your own area of SIDHI & REWA), who don’t have access to good education and modern facilities. Are they not socially backward, don’t they deserve social justice. Or are you not HRD minister for there cause. Who will reserve seat for them?

4. Do you believe raping the sister of rapist is justice!, so since unjust was done to section of society in past, now other section should pay for it. ( Since in history some section of people were not allowed in temples, which now has changed any one can worship in temples. They think now general category students should be denied of modern temples which are educational institutes.)

5. By giving some thing free you can’t make any body empowered, you will create unhealthy weak people who will destroy the very foundation of this nation. Provide people who are weak socially, poor and live in remote area, with best of all facilities e.g. Scholarships, training, coaching everything free, but let them compete after that, make them strong by developing there skills, capabilities. don’t make them crawling caterpillars who are good for nothing by not allowing them to face competitions.

6. Above all is who needs reservation:

a. Do children of Ministers or PM or Presidents need reservation. Not a single Rahul Gandhi flies MIG-21, not a single Rahul Singh guards the Siachin Glacier, Not a single child of MP’s prepare for IITs, IIM’s or AIIMS’s. They study in foreign universities (from where they get money for that, out of there humble job?) . They have foreign G/F, B/F, cars etc. And when it comes to job they come out of there foreign stints to become future Ministers, CMs & PMs of INDIA. Why not Rahul Gandhi appears for IITs? Why not Rahul singh serves in ARMY & wins PARAMVEER chakra? Why they are only prospective RULERS of INDIA. (Ya they are modern rulers of INDIA, why? answer can be find in the eyes of common man.)

b. Most of the people who burn midnight oil to become IITians, Doctors are from middle class background, check if you don’t believe. They are deprived of facilities as much as any one else in present INDIA. They don’t get what your children’s get, they toil hard to become doctors/engineers to serve the country. Not like your children who are born Ministers & Prime Ministers.

7. Why don’t we reserve 50 % of parliamentary seats? Why not HRD minister an OBI? Why not 50 % of cabinet reserved for SC/Sets? Why social justice in education system only, extend it to government, that will be more effective! (Alas! if you can………..J)

No doubt time will come when, these potilician will ask that 50% of all the code written in software industry should be written by quota people. Potilics of divide & rule will find its new worshiper in some new Arjun Singh, who for his/her pseudo, selfish aims will find new tools of discriminations. Although we live in so called democracy, however actually we are still ruled by such people & parties. We don’t have true democracy, we don’t have true equality based society. We are ruled by powerhouses who in the name of democracy, in the name of vote bank divide common people. Today Arjun Singh, tomorrow his son will come up with other policy of so called social justice. Even people like Man Mohan Singh will become slave in their hands, because they don’t have political base.

If any of future Sonia Gandhi will be in trouble of Office of Profit, she will not be sacked like Jaya Bacchan instead Constitution of India will be accommodated to suit there requirements (Greatest Social Justice!). They twist law, They change Constitution for there benefit to rule INDIA. They don’t have Constitutional obligation to find culprits of Bofors, instead crores of money is spent in cover up operation and no guilty punished (Social Justice to save people with Bharat Ratna.). If daughters of CM’s are kidnapped they release dreaded terrorists, and endanger common people’s security.

Potilicians they are supposed to be representatives of common man, to do the justice to all. “Mukihya Mukh so chaiye…..” is to be followed but, but they are not like that, they are Kings & Queens of Modern Psuedo Republic of INDIA. They eat public money, they torture common people, they incite communal violence for there interest, they go unpunished for Chit-fund, Chara & other scams, they simply DIVIDE & RULE!

If for god sake you have any humanity left, if you are not totally become politicians, answer these questions, Then do what you want. We don’t need politicians in Democracy, we need honest Peoples Representatives. We don’t need leader like you, we need public servant like Shubash, Bhagat, Gandhi.

Wake before its too late and all is gone.

Send your children’s to borders and shed blood for country, let them fly MIG-21’s, let them prepare for IITs, AIIMS, let them not to enjoy VIP quota,

Let them study in govt. School and colleges, let them drink water from public tap in place of COLA and Mineral water, that will be social justice.

I dare you cant answer these things, saying common sense and practical issue’s. Then we don’t have democracy at all.

With best compliments for your future stint as President of INDIA.

Thanking You!

Yours Faithfully (next election)

We The Common People Of INDIA