An ode to Class X-D

28th - - - Class XI B
1st - - - - Class XI C (estimated)
5th - - - - Class XI A and XI D

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God, no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -- I think that would look so cute. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -- see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier . . .

Man1: Haircut?

Man2: Yup.

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Neither you are coming towards the spider nor the man is flying! :)

Arjun Singh

HRD Minister

(Future President Of India)

Subject: Social Justice & 93-Constitutional Amendments.

Respected His Majesty The Future President Of India Mr.Arjun Singh,

Sir, your idea of Reservation in central universities & elite institutes like IITs, IIMs & AIIMS are very absurd in there basics itself. There are some serious questions & reservations regarding your reservation-policy, which need to be answered before any implementation of such things take place.

1. Already there are more than 100000 seats in Govt. & Regional engg. Colleges, where 50 % reservation is in effect. Do you know what is the Faculty-Student ratio in such colleges, more than 1:200. There is no adequate lab. facility, library etc.

a. So quality of education provided in these colleges where 50 % quota is in effect is poorest.

b. IITs have just less than 2% of seats what these GECs/RECs already have. They are elite institutes because they have best Faculty and resources in world.

c. Cant you find any Constitutional Section to provide Quality education in these institutes which will help to so called quota students also. That also in large number. Rather than concentrating on few seats of elite institutes this will benefit more!

2. Reservation was supposed to be of limited period only, however it seems till the caste based politics and Divide & Rule theory is on existent, reservation will go on indefinitely, is it not your Constitutional duty to see that there is a proper time frame plan for reservation after which merit will only be the criteria.

3. There are so many poor people in General category, who live in remote villages of India (like in your own area of SIDHI & REWA), who don’t have access to good education and modern facilities. Are they not socially backward, don’t they deserve social justice. Or are you not HRD minister for there cause. Who will reserve seat for them?

4. Do you believe raping the sister of rapist is justice!, so since unjust was done to section of society in past, now other section should pay for it. ( Since in history some section of people were not allowed in temples, which now has changed any one can worship in temples. They think now general category students should be denied of modern temples which are educational institutes.)

5. By giving some thing free you can’t make any body empowered, you will create unhealthy weak people who will destroy the very foundation of this nation. Provide people who are weak socially, poor and live in remote area, with best of all facilities e.g. Scholarships, training, coaching everything free, but let them compete after that, make them strong by developing there skills, capabilities. don’t make them crawling caterpillars who are good for nothing by not allowing them to face competitions.

6. Above all is who needs reservation:

a. Do children of Ministers or PM or Presidents need reservation. Not a single Rahul Gandhi flies MIG-21, not a single Rahul Singh guards the Siachin Glacier, Not a single child of MP’s prepare for IITs, IIM’s or AIIMS’s. They study in foreign universities (from where they get money for that, out of there humble job?) . They have foreign G/F, B/F, cars etc. And when it comes to job they come out of there foreign stints to become future Ministers, CMs & PMs of INDIA. Why not Rahul Gandhi appears for IITs? Why not Rahul singh serves in ARMY & wins PARAMVEER chakra? Why they are only prospective RULERS of INDIA. (Ya they are modern rulers of INDIA, why? answer can be find in the eyes of common man.)

b. Most of the people who burn midnight oil to become IITians, Doctors are from middle class background, check if you don’t believe. They are deprived of facilities as much as any one else in present INDIA. They don’t get what your children’s get, they toil hard to become doctors/engineers to serve the country. Not like your children who are born Ministers & Prime Ministers.

7. Why don’t we reserve 50 % of parliamentary seats? Why not HRD minister an OBI? Why not 50 % of cabinet reserved for SC/Sets? Why social justice in education system only, extend it to government, that will be more effective! (Alas! if you can………..J)

No doubt time will come when, these potilician will ask that 50% of all the code written in software industry should be written by quota people. Potilics of divide & rule will find its new worshiper in some new Arjun Singh, who for his/her pseudo, selfish aims will find new tools of discriminations. Although we live in so called democracy, however actually we are still ruled by such people & parties. We don’t have true democracy, we don’t have true equality based society. We are ruled by powerhouses who in the name of democracy, in the name of vote bank divide common people. Today Arjun Singh, tomorrow his son will come up with other policy of so called social justice. Even people like Man Mohan Singh will become slave in their hands, because they don’t have political base.

If any of future Sonia Gandhi will be in trouble of Office of Profit, she will not be sacked like Jaya Bacchan instead Constitution of India will be accommodated to suit there requirements (Greatest Social Justice!). They twist law, They change Constitution for there benefit to rule INDIA. They don’t have Constitutional obligation to find culprits of Bofors, instead crores of money is spent in cover up operation and no guilty punished (Social Justice to save people with Bharat Ratna.). If daughters of CM’s are kidnapped they release dreaded terrorists, and endanger common people’s security.

Potilicians they are supposed to be representatives of common man, to do the justice to all. “Mukihya Mukh so chaiye…..” is to be followed but, but they are not like that, they are Kings & Queens of Modern Psuedo Republic of INDIA. They eat public money, they torture common people, they incite communal violence for there interest, they go unpunished for Chit-fund, Chara & other scams, they simply DIVIDE & RULE!

If for god sake you have any humanity left, if you are not totally become politicians, answer these questions, Then do what you want. We don’t need politicians in Democracy, we need honest Peoples Representatives. We don’t need leader like you, we need public servant like Shubash, Bhagat, Gandhi.

Wake before its too late and all is gone.

Send your children’s to borders and shed blood for country, let them fly MIG-21’s, let them prepare for IITs, AIIMS, let them not to enjoy VIP quota,

Let them study in govt. School and colleges, let them drink water from public tap in place of COLA and Mineral water, that will be social justice.

I dare you cant answer these things, saying common sense and practical issue’s. Then we don’t have democracy at all.

With best compliments for your future stint as President of INDIA.

Thanking You!

Yours Faithfully (next election)

We The Common People Of INDIA

Note-This post was published on snv few days ago. Reservation starts june next yr. No opposition from the political domain. Is india a democracy in name. Has it turned into democrazy? What about public opinion???????

The results will come on 27th .So will our fate displayed on the computer screen. NOT. Ibn is doing a special segment on ‘life after board results.’ Radio mirchi is doing one called ‘results ka bhukhar’ and inviting students to share their anxiety and apprehension. The press however is too busy with the coverage of anti-quota protests. Arjun singh was on devil’s advocate today. He refused to take a stand or reveal anything except the fact that he is a devoted servant of the parliament. Kissa kursi ka typical. He had the audacity to question the authenticity of a study conducted by the NSSO which by the way is a governmental body. Catch the repeat if you have nothing better to do. I hope we all do really well for the simple reason that when you work your ass off for something and you don’t get it, you obviously tend to feel down. Right? But it won’t be the end of the word in case things don’t work out. Toss this on my face in case things don’t work out for me. Yeah, it won’t be the end of the word. I can always go to raju public or do a vocational course in carpentry or a course in make-up designing from pearl. Agrima promised that she would come with me. Ok, that was a bad one. Stephen’s gives a 10% weightage to 10 std results. And to think 10 years from now we will be laughing at the ‘childish fecklessness of the old times.’ The language paper results can be grossly unpredictable though. Not that it matters much in the long run. Frankly what matters is a minimum of 60 in maths. Ok, so I have been bantering on for a long time. I’ll end this post by wishing everyone who’s expecting their results best of luck. I hope you don’t need it!!!!!!!!!! rock on. I hope the heavens open up and all the marks come pouring out!!!!!!

My dear FAIR & LOVELY (Ek tukda chand ka). You are my TVS SCOOTY
(first love) & also my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in
the best) & you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are McDOWELL'S
(Mera No. 1) love. I believe in FRESHIYA (gorepan Se jyada,
khoobsurti ka vaada) & you are most beautiful in this World. I think
of you day & night when you give one & only smile. You Are DOMINO'S
PIZZA (delivering million smiles a day) for me. This is COLGATE FRESH
ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I would like you to be
my life-partner like L.I.C (jeevan ke saath bhi jeevan ke baad bhi).
I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ (the
unshakable) & also thinking of my father who is CEAT (born tough) but
don't worry, I'm also FORD ICON (the Josh machine) & rest of our
family members are KELVINATOR (the coolest one). If they say no, we
will run away, marry & PHILIPS (let's make things better). For them,
it would be MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka, dheere se lage) & our thinking
will be COCA-COLA (jo chaho ho Jaaye, Coca-Cola enjoy). Trust in God
who is always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other &
WILLS (made for Each other). Once this happens, SAMSUNG (everyone's
invited) in our love. We will be HERO HONDA (leading the way) of our
life. Then our life would be BOLERO (break-free). Now that HYUNDAI
(We are listening) the songs of our life, you must realize that love
Is DAIRY MILK (the real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun, fast,
Easy), PARX (always comfortable) & also AMUL (the taste of India).
For me HOME TRADE (life means more). So, never forget me & once we
marry We will have lots of kids because PEPSI (yeh dil maange more).

the post by school girls from hell was great. in all humility, i admit that this is nothing in front of that. it is a deviation from sophie atleast!!!!!!!! but these are things which have happened to me.

1. You throw your socks in the bin and pencil shavings on the unwashed clothes.
2. You realize you’re wearing pink slippers when you reach the bus stop.
3. You fight with your brother. After an hour or so, you see him wearing your favourite t-shirt and painting.
4. You leave 2 questions in the sc. Exam not knowing you left them.
5. You get construction wrong.
6. You forget that you’re wearing contact lenses and rub your eyes in the middle of the maths exam. A lens comes out and your stupid partner thinks that you’re a loony and you must resist the urge to slap him/her because you’re in an exam hall, you’re half blind and it would waste a lot of time. that's why i dont wear them during exams.
7. You realize that you left your admit card behind when you’re halfway to the exam centre.
8. You don’t learn from your mistakes

Don’t kno how many of u read it earlier in akanksha’s mail, bt I found this 1 nice J

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti ,
Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab Hoti,
Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi

Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha *
Kuch Is Taranh Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha *
Alcohol Ka Khumar

Benzene Sa Hota Tha
*Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha
*Radium Ka Abhas

Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Taranh Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise

Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uchal Pare
Ignition Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe

Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar

Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta
Na Tha

Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Taranh
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarhan. *